Author: meghan
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12 Reaction GIFs to Valley of the Dolls
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Right so I have officially become a woman: I just watched Valley of the Dolls. Yes, all five hours of it. I wasn’t actually sure if I liked the movie until the ending, and then as soon as it was over, I whispered to myself under my breath, Yas, queen. It’s streaming on Netflix now, so go & watch…
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Frequently Occurring Words From The Bachelorette, Week 7 “Hometowns” Epsiode
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We have to wait one week for the shocking conclusion of JoJo crying next to a puddle of jet fuel. Yeah, I’m pissed.
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How To Make The Most Of Your Neighbor’s Backyard While She’s On Vacation
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When Sandy casually mentioned that she was flying to Topeka for a month to help her sister Agnes recover from hip replacement surgery, you — and your roommate Jordan — knew that this would be the greatest summer of your adult lives. Heretofore, your apartment’s only “outdoor space” has been the fire escape, but now, you’ll have unfettered…
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Might As Well Face It, You’re Addicted To Bork
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On this, my blog, I believe in writing about what’s true, and what I’m passionate about. Sometimes that means getting real about some tough shit. Sometimes that means comedy. Sometimes, that means BORK. By now, you’ve certainly seen this viral dog meme: . You may have wondered, who is that fiery ball of fluff who sings so…
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Top 6 Most Insecure Guys On The Bachelorette Season 12 Week 6, Ranked
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Alex is living my hell. He has an inkling that nobody likes him… and he’s right! Last night, JoJo told the cameras that she wasn’t “feeling” Alex in a “romantic” way, at the very same time that the rejected dudes on the Bachelorette Bus were freestyle rapping insults about his diminutive height. Alex is a…
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Download Prisma *Free* App for iPhone, And You’re Welcome
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Seriously, kiddos, you should do yourselves a favor and download the Prisma app for iPhone IMMEDIATELY. The Prisma app is FREEEEE for iPhones (and I’m told an Android version is forthcoming!). There are 34 filters to choose from! Based on famous art styles, you can make the filter more or less intense out of a…
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RIP, Chevron
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It is with heavy heart that we announce the passing of Chevron. Chevron came to prevalence in October 1950, when it graced the polo shirt of Peanuts character Charlie Brown. Chevron reached worldwide fame and legendary status at the age of 60, when suddenly, Chevron was ubiquitous on maxi dresses, curtains, and in blog designs. Those of us…
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Five Albums: Double Fantasy
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Three chimes. Double Fantasy is a meditative experience. It plays like a story of a relationship which begins in the middle — a genius move that lends itself brilliantly to playing it over and over, to “start over” again and again. Lennon’s gift for songwriting is undoubtedly enhanced by his relationship with Ono. I’ve always regarded them…
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If You Can’t Say Something Nice, Write It On The Internet
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I was raised on a couple of “Golden Rule”s. “Silence is Golden!” “Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You,” and “If You Can’t Say Something Nice, Don’t Say Anything At All.” Today, it seems these old platitudes have modern twists. FUN! “Silence Is An Invitation To Stick Your Two Cents…
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Parents Of Toddler Suing Rihanna For Stealing Their Child’s Song Lyrics
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When 28-year old Carolyn MacDowell heard “Work” in the club on her bimonthly Mommy’s Night Out, she was captivated by the danceable hit, but there was something odd about it that she couldn’t shake. Her suspicions were confirmed when she played the song for her husband Brad, 32, investment banker from Rhode Island, at breakfast…
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Currently… in July 2016
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FEELING: A little more focused than I was in the middle of last month. There was a period of real struggle after some serious blows and dark moments, but I’m starting to find a groove after picking myself back up. I hit a personal low last month and self-harmed for the first time since college, but…
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The Slut Illuminati
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“Are we all assembled? Good. First order of business on the agenda: electing a new treasurer because, as we all know, Tiffany is getting married this summer, we love you Tiff, but once you are a married woman, you can no longer be a slut. At this moment, we are open to applications for the…
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The Bachelorette Week 5 Recap Pie Chart
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# of men who leave: 2 # of men remaining: 6 # of times Derek looked directly into a camera: 2
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Seven Floral Duvets To Camoflage All Of Your Disgusting Stains
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Honestly, darling, you’re disgusting. That filthy mess-hole you lay down in every night is a testament to your fine talent for ruining everything you touch. Yes, I’m talking about your bed! Instead of fighting your predilections for staining your sheets, lean in to them! These seven duvets and comforter sets will camouflage even the most nefarious stains:…
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Cleansing
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Follow my blog with Bloglovin Maybe you noticed some changes around here? They say “a messy house is a sign of a life well-lived,” which is probably just a shade at neat freaks. Maybe the opposite is also true, “a clean house is a sign of a life in turmoil.” The only time my childhood…
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Five Albums: Tapestry
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Sometimes I wonder if I’m ever going to make it home again. I didn’t know just what was wrong with me. Doesn’t anybody stay in one place anymore? Carole King’s Tapestry is a masterpiece of meandering insecurities and confident piano riffs. The album dives right in with “I Feel The Earth Move,” a jangly rock anthem…
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Face Value
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Dermatological treatment may be slowly changing my face, but it’s rapidly changing the way I think about it. It’s been almost six months — wow, time flies! Six months since I brought my shameful face to the dermatologist. In the sixth months I’ve been using prescription topical treatments, my face has gone through SO MANY…
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8 Of Your Favorite Childhood Toys (And The Dark Stories Behind Them)
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If the Toy Story franchise made you cry, I’m about to really make you weep — first, by reminding you of all the toys you begged your parents for, and then by ruining your fond memories of them with the tragic backstories you never knew. 1989 Polly Pocket In 1982, Chris Wiggs designed a tiny dollhouse…
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Menstrual Cycling
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“Isn’t it weird how your period transforms you into Wonder Woman?” my friend texted as my uterine lining erupted out of me like hot magma out of Krakatoa. Wonder Woman? Is everyone else’s menses making them super-strong and giving them invisible jets? That’s right, I’m talking about my period again! I talk about my period…
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New York Holidays
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Last Friday was National Donut Day. Aren’t there like, five of those every year? Nation, what the fuck are you doing? As a New Yorker, I feel less and less in touch with the rest of “the nation.” I mean, y’all made Trump a thing. Thanks, Nation! I think it’s time for New York to…