HORROR MOVIE TIME!!
Loathe as I am to even grant this video more views than it already has, I watched it yesterday through my fingers, with all the lights on, covering my mouth in advance of the vomit I felt rising in my throat. It’s less than six minutes long, but it’s the scariest horror movie you’re going to see this Halloween season, I guarantee it:
FOX NEWS BREAKING STORY! Husbands, Fathers, Misogynists of every age and size! YOUR WOMEN could be walking around out there wearing LEGGINGS, causing MEN to OBJECTIFY them as SEXUAL OBJECTS! To show you the horror of this, we’ve assembled a jury of men from all walks of life who have tested negative for any trace of the concept of “irony” to objectify a woman who could easily be your wife, your daughter, your indentured servant (still have those right?) to stare at her butt on television and give her a rating on it.
Okay, I admit, this video cuts a little close to home, because I have my own VERY STRONG feelings about leggings. I don’t find them comfortable, but I’m not running around New York throwing buckets of fake blood on women wearing leggings in public. My breakdown on the matter is basically this:
A) it’s true, leggings aren’t
B) it isn’t your
Every word of this video is such garbage misogyny and sexual