What Was Your Childhood Nickname?
Every adult who was ever a child has a story of how they got a stupid nickname. I wanna hear yours.
When I was a teenager, my baby brother (we’re nine years apart!) called me “Castle-head” because I was tall and easy to spot in a crowd. Touchy tall teenagers do not like being called out for their lankiness! What can I say? He was a toddler, I was a teenager, the real victim here was probably my parents. It’s a miracle we both survived.
So I want to hear about the dumb nickname you had as a kid. Don’t hold back. It can’t possibly be worse than this horrific incident from freshman year that earned me one hell of an X-Rated nickname:
“When I was an awkward freshman in high school, I would doodle on my hand
“Wow! It’s like a living orgasm!”
Okay! Now you have to ‘fess up, too! What was your awful nickname you hated? Was it silly like “Castle-head” or rotten and mean? Spill details in the comments!