Things I Should Have Said to the Random Asshole Who Called Me a “Pale Skeleton” and “Anorexic” After Swearing At Another Random Woman, Making Kissy Noises, and Insulting Her Race:
“Mind your own business.”
“Watch it, loudmouth.”
“Who asked you?”
“Learn some respect, asshole.”
“Yeah, go home and have a wank over me.”
“If that’s the way you treat ladies, then I hope your dick grows moldy and falls off before it ever sees the inside of another woman.”
What I Did Say to the Random Asshole Who Called Me a “Pale Skeleton” and “Anorexic” After Swearing At Another Random Woman, Making Kissy Noises, and
Insulting Her Race:
Nothing.
Why?
Because I was afraid he would cross the street and attack me physically.
Huh.
That seems fair.
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| I know it’s not mature, but this dude made me cry in the Duane Reade basement, so I feel it’s warranted. |
What have you/would you have said/done in my shoes?
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