Things I Should Have Said to the Random Asshole Who Called Me a “Pale Skeleton” and “Anorexic” After Swearing At Another Random Woman, Making Kissy Noises, and Insulting Her Race:

“Mind your own business.”

“Watch it, loudmouth.”

“Who asked you?”

“Learn some respect, asshole.”

“Yeah, go home and have a wank over me.”

“If that’s the way you treat ladies, then I hope your dick grows moldy and falls off before it ever sees the inside of another woman.”

What I Did Say to the Random Asshole Who Called Me a “Pale Skeleton” and “Anorexic” After Swearing At Another Random Woman, Making Kissy Noises, and
Insulting Her Race:

Nothing.

Why?

Because I was afraid he would cross the street and attack me physically.

Huh.

That seems fair.

I know it’s not mature, but this dude made me cry in the Duane Reade basement, so I feel it’s warranted.