Mornings!  There are two types of mornings in this house.  There are the mornings when I wake up early and have nothing on the docket for the day:

Like the other day, when I woke up, watched RuPaul’s Drag Race, ate a burrito, then went back to bed for a little nap.  Amazing.

Then there are mornings like today.

Behold the terribleness!

Tangly hair!
Crusty eyes!
Stuffy nose!
Morning burps!
Queasy stomach!

Someone should make a pill for the ails of the morn.

It would be a decongestant, with aspirin, to be washed down with coffee.


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