Mornings! There are two types of mornings in this house. There are the mornings when I wake up early and have nothing on the docket for the day:
Like the other day, when I woke up, watched RuPaul’s Drag Race, ate a burrito, then went back to bed for a little nap. Amazing.
Then there are mornings like today.
Behold the terribleness!
Tangly hair!
Crusty eyes!
Stuffy nose!
Morning burps!
Queasy stomach!
Someone should make a pill for the ails of the morn.
It would be a decongestant, with aspirin, to be washed down with coffee.