Quickies!

Finally! A picture of my new haircut!  Taken in my sunny kitchen, on a day when I wore makeup!

For those times when you have more to say than will fit in a tweet, but not enough for a full blog post, Let There Be Quickies:

Selfie Sticks make me sad.  When I see a group of people using a selfie stick in public, I’m a little insulted, like, “You didn’t even THINK to ASK me to a take a group photo of you?  Don’t you trust me?”

The Photo Paradox:  When you’re doing something fun you want to remember, you’re too busy to remember to take photos.  But when you’re waiting for your boyfriend to come back from the bathroom at brunch, which is not a moment you wish to treasure forever, you take photos of your food, the restaurant, yourself…?

Freshman, Sophmore, Junior Year:  Dress code is SHOULDERS COMPLETELY COVERED!  Spaghetti straps forbidden!  Off-the-shoulder shirts merit detention!

Senior Year: 
Time for yearbook photos!  Take your tops off and put on this black sheet that looks like you’re naked from the shoulders up!  Shoulders MUST BE BARED or you won’t get your photo in the yearbook! 

Teenage dolls come with fun accessories like cell phones, backpacks, and hairbrushes.  30-something dolls probably come with depressing accessories like prescription psoriasis cream, melatonin supplements for sleep, TUMs and insoles.

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