Finally! A picture of my new haircut! Taken in my sunny kitchen, on a day when I wore makeup! |
2002: Now That’s What I Call Music!
2016: That’s What They Call “Music” Now?— Meghan Sara Karre (@MeghanSaraK) March 2, 2016
For those times when you have more to say than will fit in a tweet, but not enough for a full blog post, Let There Be Quickies:
like
literally
this is crazy
I can’t explain it
this is so hard
rose ceremony
I can see us getting married
Ben is my husband#TheBachelor— Meghan Sara Karre (@MeghanSaraK) February 23, 2016
Selfie Sticks make me sad. When I see a group of people using a selfie stick in public, I’m a little insulted, like, “You didn’t even THINK to ASK me to a take a group photo of you? Don’t you trust me?”
All I want for my 32nd birthday is to be Photoshopped into the opening credits of Law & Order: SVU. U have 5 months. pic.twitter.com/TJQL6OyS8E— Meghan Sara Karre (@MeghanSaraK) February 23, 2016
SYLLABUS: ACTING FOR LAW & ORDER
You Will Learn:
✅ dead bodies don’t blink
✅ barfing on command
✅ harnessing the gruff landlord voice within— Meghan Sara Karre (@MeghanSaraK) February 23, 2016
The Photo Paradox: When you’re doing something fun you want to remember, you’re too busy to remember to take photos. But when you’re waiting for your boyfriend to come back from the bathroom at brunch, which is not a moment you wish to treasure forever, you take photos of your food, the restaurant, yourself…?
How To Tell If Someone is “Promoting a _______ Lifestyle”
✅ fliers
✅ bullhorn
✅ signup sheet
? just a person living their life
✅ clipboards— Meghan Sara Karre (@MeghanSaraK) February 23, 2016
Freshman, Sophmore, Junior Year: Dress code is SHOULDERS COMPLETELY COVERED! Spaghetti straps forbidden! Off-the-shoulder shirts merit detention!
Senior Year: Time for yearbook photos! Take your tops off and put on this black sheet that looks like you’re naked from the shoulders up! Shoulders MUST BE BARED or you won’t get your photo in the yearbook!
#theBachelor hometowns: “no father wants to see their little girl be someone’s back-burner bitch,” basically— Meghan Sara Karre (@MeghanSaraK) February 23, 2016
Someone drew a tiny penis on this ad, but also a reminder to practice safe sex (v. responsible): pic.twitter.com/t7AiGPU7J5— Meghan Sara Karre (@MeghanSaraK) March 2, 2016
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