2015 in Review: Third Quarter
![]() JULY Living With Roommates vs. A SigOth (7/9/15): “When you live with a roommate, you are a constant thorn in their side. Your dishes. Your dirty tennis shoes. Your noisy breathing! To your roommate, you are a necessary evil they literally must live with because they can’t afford the rent on their own.” If I Dated Fozzie Bear… (7/15/15): “Why date Fozzie Bear, you ask? Well, Kermit is unavailable, Gonzo is too desperate, Rowlf is clearly married to his career. And Doctor Teeth & Electric Mayhem? I’ve dated enough “musicians” (read: one) to know that’s a bad idea.” Book Challenge (7/23/15): “Short 31 (7/31/15): “Believe it or not, I’m excited to be 31. I don’t even feel this old. I mean, granted, I get winded climbing a flight of stairs…” AUGUST Greetings and Salutations (8/5/15): “A simple, “Hello, nice to meet you,” can appear cold and frigid. People often want more. They want bodily contact. Skin against skin, the warmth of human flesh! Already! And we’ve only just met!” Don’t Let Them See You Wash Your Face (8/13/15): “You’re A Gentleman’s Guide to Street Harassment (8/20/15): “Men hitting on other people’s girlfriends! Don’t SEPTEMBER COCONUT + RUM + POLAROID (9/10/15): “As How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dust Storms (9/22/15): “The The Hyde Amendment (9/23/15): “You see, 2015, we already took care of this shit 40 years ago…” Stay tuned for Fourth Quarter tomorrow! |
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