2015 in Review: Fourth Quarter
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School Shooting Curriculum (10/5/15): “School used to prepare Guilty Pleasure Wedding Reality Show (10/19/15): “Greg, Graveyard of Dead Blogger Cliches (10/26/15): “Like, NOVEMBER Are You Blogging for All the Wrong Reasons? (11/4/15): “Essena Unprotected Love (11/5/15): “And if you care more, you’re the fool, you’re the one who’s going to get hurt. You’re a loser. You have to WIN!” Change Inside and Out (11/1/15): “I am counting down the days to my first ever dermatologist appointment, hoping against hope to find a cure for the acne that has been my millstone for twenty years. I know the outside doesn’t change the inside, and people like me for who I am, but I can’t help but worry that people will see the spots on my face and think I’m dirty, or sick, or don’t care about my appearance when in reality, I am desperate to fix my face.” 25 Pet Peeves (11/21/15): “18. The phrase “I’m not like other girls.” This phrase should only be used tongue-in-cheek when alluding to superpowers (Buffy Summers and Alex Mack, you’re o-kay!). Otherwise, I bet dollars to donuts I can find you another girl who likes football/drinks whiskey/hates pink/smokes cigars/wears pants/can’t execute flawless winged eyeliner. Your move, special snowflake.” DECEMBER The Man-Hating Feminist (12/2/15): “Calm down, I told myself. Just go into the kitchen, make a sandwich, give it to a man on the Internet, and everything will be fine.” In A Relationship with Beauty: It’s Complicated (12/7/15): “Oh, you remember glitter eye gel! It smelled like cake and it made your eyelids sticky? I had discovered the fun of makeup, and I wanted IN! …and I was told by an adult I trusted that I looked like a “hussy” and wasn’t allowed to leave the house like that.” OOPS! Accident Prone! (12/10/15): “If four syllables describe me better, I’ve yet to find them. I’m the queen of accidental self-injury, breaking things, and ruining everything! I’m Lucille Ball re-incarnate, down to the mournful wail of defeat.” Words for Sale (12/15/15): “Big-wigs First Quarter HERE! |