Enh, What’s Up, Diane? Ice Cream
And while I may cringe at the thought of carrots in ice cream, peanut butter on ice cream is just the ticket!
The usual suspects:
can of condensed milk
I start by blending together the condensed milk and heavy cream, adding Hershey’s Special Dark syrup to taste. I think I ended up putting about 2 to 3 Tbsps in there? This bottle, bought ON SALE, has lasted me like forever. It has only just now begun to wheeze and need a spanking, if you know what I mean (ed. note: you know what I mean).
I folded in the entire bag of peanut butter chips, and then ladled the mixture into a smaller container for freezing, layering the whole bag (okay, the whole bag minus several handfuls) of Peanut Butter M&Ms as I went.
I tried to make a star on top out of the M&Ms but there can be only one star in this blog entry – and that’s Diane Keaton, ladies and gentlemen.
Freeze it for a few hours then enjoy in a starched white turtleneck in your Hamptons beach house while pouring out the novel of your soul. Or dip some carrots into it. If you’re brave.