*ding dong*
I’m not expecting company…
“[mumble mumble] Diaz?”
a strong, authoritative man’s voice on the other side of the door.
Uh oh. Is someone in trouble? Someone named “Diaz”? They have the wrong person! I don’t want anyone knocking my door down!
I do a quick check in the bathroom mirror on my way to answer the door. Two men in dark jackets through the spyhole. I open my door.
“Hello, I think you have the wrong address…” I start just as they state again:
“Buenos dias!”
“Oh!” So that’s what they mumbled through my door!
“Do you speak Spanish?”
“No,” I shake my greasy bedhead hair in sympathetic apology.
“Does anyone in the house speak Spanish?” they ask incredulously, peering past me into my hallway.
“No, it’s just me,” I lean against the door frame. Probably shouldn’t tell strange men you’re home alone in the middle of the day in heart-splattered lounge pants and a Snoopy t-shirt.
“And you speak no Spanish?” he cannot comprehend my trespass. He asks again in his lilting accent.
“Enhhh…” I want to try to reply in Spanish, something clever, but I know by now that it’s best to play dumb unless it’s an emergency. I scrunch my face up and gesture with my fingers apart a small distance. He laughs.
“We are sharing the good news!” He makes a grand gesture with his right arm and shows me the book in his left hand. “The Bible!”
I am caught off guard.
“Oh! I’m sorry. Um. I’m really sorry. Have a good day, anyway!”
With both hands, I shut the door slowly on the two gentlemen as their smiles turn to faces of confusion.
You and me, both, guys.
OMG! LOL you gotta love those awkward moments!
Xo,
Eeka
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