I think it’s time for some potty humor, don’t you?
So I’m in the Time Warner Building. I’m in the restroom. Early morning. Which I know from experience is where fancy businesspeople come to do their, uh, pre-business business.
This lady
walks into the stall next to me an her phone rings. She answers, in an unexpectedly loud voice:
“HELLO? I’m in the Time Warner Building. In the restroom. Yeah. What? Hold on.”
Sound of shuffling can be heard next to me. Then, louder than before:
“HELLO? I’m in the Time Warner Building. I’m in the restroom! Yeah. WHAT? Hold on.”
She shuffles a bit more, leaves the stall and walks into the sink area of the bathroom. Once again, we hear, still louder:
“HELLO? I’m in the Time Warner Building. In the restroom. YEAH! What?! HOLD ON!”
The sound of the door being pushed open: she has left the restroom! From out in the hallway some 30 feet away, we hear her bellowing voice boom:
HELLO?!
I’M IN THE TIME WARNER BUILDING.
IN THE RESTROOM.
YEAH?
WHAT?!?!Now that this crazy lady is out of earshot, all the breathless businessladies in their stalls start to giggle. Along with me. Nothing like a little potty humor in the morning to start off your day.
Leave a Reply