If the trees are sprouting leaves
And you’re wearing short sleeves
And the wine in your glass is rosé
If you’re delinquent on your taxes
You don’t even need to aks us
“Is it spring?”
BECAUSE ITS SPRING
HIP HIP HOORAY!!!
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If an asshole in a truck
Asks you “how much for a fuck?”
Cuz it’s your first outing sans parka all year
That means it’s SPRING, you ding-a-ling!
It’s time to do this damn thing!
Mutter “fuck you, jerk”
just quietly enough so he dont actually hear
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To recap: Spring is now the season
so I can see no better reason
to wear a crown of flowers on your head
But if flowers get you sneezin
and the weather’s still a bit freezin’
You should stay in and watch Netflix in bed instead.
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photo is from Spring 2013, but trust me, Spring happens every year
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