Have you seen the hot trending topic “Drunk Furniture” ? Basically, you find old furniture thrown out at the curb and give it a caption like it’s drunk.
THIS IS THE FUNNEST GAME EVER.
Now, whenever I see ratty old gross furniture chucked out on the sidewalk, I don’t think about the bedbugs that most assuredly dwell there. The dogs who peed on it. The homeless who slept on it. Not even the previous owners and the devious acts they committed upon it.
I think “Yay! I can’t wait to Instagram this drunk furniture!”
And now, you will too.