The Time I Wore A Snake
Like, I’m always bragging about how New York City is magical and any given night can turn into an amazing adventure and blah blah blah and I think sometimes people roll their eyes and assume that “New York City is a constant adventure!” is just something we tell ourselves to justify paying more on rent than we make in a month and most of the time that’s probably true but
NOT THIS TIME, SUCKAS.
She was heavy – VERY heavy – but warm and soft and reminded me of holding a puppy. A very very LOOOOONG puppy. But gentle and aside from being oh did I mention quite heavy, she was a total doll.
Just goes to show that adventure lies around every corner! Unless you’re Indiana Jones.