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Do you have that friend? Of course you do. That friend who can only ever talk about their boyfriend/girlfriend to the utter and complete exclusion of absolutely everything else?
In Hush, that friend is Batman.
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Oh don’t give me “spoiler face,” this shit happens in like the first ten pages. Get over yourself.
Which is what you’ll want to say to Batman/Bruce Wayne after like the fiftieth time he brings up the fact that he kissed Catwoman/Selina Kyle. DUDE! There’s a KILLER CROC! There’s HARLEY QUINN! And not to mention the fact that you NEARLY DIED!
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But because he’s Batman and all, he can’t talk about his love life with his old friends…
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He can’t talk about it with his NEW friends…
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No, only YOU, the reader, are privy to his constant obsessing over his shifting relationship with Selina Kyle and by the end of his constant Carrie-Bradshaw-grade over-analyzing, you’re just going to want to tell him to HUSH already!!!
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