Hey, remember that time I did ghost tours?  I do ghost tours!  AS A JOB!  It’s basically super awesome.  And we talk about a lot of cool things on my tours.  But I like to ask my tour people if they believe in ghosts.  Sometimes I get really cool stories about teenage ventures to abandoned mental hospitals (seriously, I meet the COOLEST people, that is so baller and dangerous and I would NEVER break into a haunted house to explore, but I love that you guys DO!) with bloody handprints on the walls and running footsteps and the distant echo of childrens’ laughter and AUUUUUGH!  SCARY!

Sometimes people ask me, “Have you ever seen a ghost?”  To which I reply:

Have you ever seen a ghost?  I won’t judge.  I’m open to all possibilities.  Tell us about it!