And here is a photo of Ms. Deschanel, found on Pinterest:
But something magical happened at work the other day, something I cannot explain!
Through the window, I can see the ads at the subway entrance at 59th & Lex. Advertizing is dangerous, yo. Repeated exposure to ads for My Generation, the ABC drama that only lasted two episodes, made me completely addicted to the series. It also led me to Master Chef, so who am I to question the universe.
Anyway, I was dragging through the workday, when I saw an ad for the new season of New Girl! Which I started watching last season ironically, then enjoying ironically, then genuinely enjoying.
And she came to me, like an angel, with her big bangs and baby blues: Zooey Deschanel. A beacon of cheerfulness and good will. Smiling and beaming her perky rays of cupcake feminism through the window to me –
and I became changed. I started smiling more, dancing more, being nicer to customers. I have seen the gospel of Zooey Deschanel and it was good.