Bonnie at Life of Bon is hosting a sweet link-up today! And since my internet is working again, I have rejoined the world. Now I get to pretend to rule it.
First order of business, the internet always works! How do you like me so far?
Also, 24-hour laundromats. Guess why they’re called “business hours”? Because people got other business to do! After hours, the laundromats will stop playing schlocky pop music and will have karaoke. Maybe a bar. Definitely fondue. Perhaps I’m getting a bit carried away…
And hey, ladies! No more dating games! If you like someone, you TEXT THEM. If they don’t text back, you LEAVE THEM ALONE. No more of this silly wait-three-days nonsense. Impolite! Just be a human being and ‘fess up and text “I had fun last night, let’s get fondue this weekend.”
As I was writing this post, all I could think of was this song:
This is the song I sing at work when people complain that we’re closed. Everything closes, guys.
Except the 24-hour Fondue Laundromat.