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Lotsa whiskey. My boyfriend is a whiskey man. Whiskey declined to be interviewed. |
Meghan Sara: Hi, everybody. This Saturday, I thought we’d try something a little different, and introduce you to the ladies in my liquor cabinet. We’ve got White Wine, here. White Wine, how are you doing?
White Wine: Huh? What was the question?
MS: White Wine…are you texting your ex?
WW: Don’t worry about it. Here, I finished your taxes.
MS: You finished my…wow! How’d you get me a $2,000 refund?
WW: Hmmm….what?
MS: Never mind, you…just…stay out of trouble, okay? Thanks for the taxes.
WW: Checkmate.
MS: Are we playing chess?
WW: *scoff* who’s the drunk one here? *continues texting*
MS: Right. Okay. We’re also joined by Frangelico –
Frangelico: Hi!
MS: …and Bourbon is here as well!
Bourbon: How you doin’.
MS: I’m doing…well…thank you.
Bourbon: You’re pretty.
MS: Thank you?
Bourbon: We should make out.
MS: Um, maybe later.
Frangelico: What are we doing?
Bourbon: Wanna make out?
Frangelico: YES! That’s a great idea!
Bourbon: All right!
Frangelico: Or how about THIS idea: we write a screenplay about what would happen if we made out? Then made a black-and-white mumblecore movie about it?
Bourbon: Why don’t we just make out??
Frangelico: Oh! Sorry! I’m great with ideas, I’m just terrible at follow-through! Ha ha! Whoopsie!
MS: …and also joining us today is Vodka…
Vodka: Yeah, about that…
MS: Yes, Vodka? What’s wrong?
Vodka: I don’t think I can handle this right now.
MS: What do you mean?
Vodka: I mean… things are just too real, right? Like, too intense? I can’t even right now?
MS: Okay…and for a special treat, Champagne is here!
Champagne: Enchante, cheri!
MS: Champagne, tell our readers a little about yourself.
Champagne: Oui, I would like to tell you a story. Music, please?
MS: Where did the pianist come from?
Champagne: Hush, darling, I’m having un petit monologue.
Bourbon: She’s hot. Maybe she wants to make out.
MS: Uh, let’s cut this off here. Vodka is crying and locked herself in the bathroom for some reason, and Frangelico has started dismantling the liquor cabinet.
Frangelico: I’ll put it back together again, I’ll promise! Uhhh…tomorrow. Zzzzzzzz…
MS: …Great. Well, it looks like I’ve got my work cut out for me. This was fun. Thanks for joining us! From the Liquor Cabinet, or what’s left of it, Good Night, everybody!
You're hilarious! such a good idea!
Awww thank you for reading al the way through!!!