There used to be a saying. It went a little something like this: “If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?”
Now, I think we should change the saying: “If a blogger wears a cute outfit, and doesn’t do an outfit post about it, does it mean she didn’t wear anything at all?”
I’ll leave you to ponder that question while I show you the cute outfit I assembled the other day:
“Supergirl” shirt: hand-me-down/Kohl’s
Leather skirt: one clothing/Marshall’s
Shoes: hand-me-down/Converse
Leather skirt: one clothing/Marshall’s
Shoes: hand-me-down/Converse
I apologize for the blurry photos. Let’s just say they’re “action shots”. Also, it’s rather overcast today, so I’ll just fly around the world a few times to bust up some clouds! Now, geek out with me guys, because this skirt is not only aerodynamic but it also has pockets.
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So I have this fun little game I like to play. I’d like to invite you all to play, too. It’s another something to ponder: it’s called “World’s Worst Superpower”.
Yeah, I know, they played something like this on Whose Line is it Anyway. Basically, you think of all the superpowers that exist: flying, invisibility, the ability to pass through walls. You figure, there’s gotta be some heroes out there with just really shitty superpowers. LIKE AQUAMAN. I think the worst superpower is having the ability to pass through solid matter…but you can’t turn it on or off. Like, you go to sit down in a chair and without warning, you just fall right through it. Or you sneeze suddenly and fall through the floor into the basement! Runner-ups include the ability to see milk pass through a person’s body and the ability to make your farts smell like whatever you want them to smell like by concentrating really hard on a specific smell. Actually, that last one isn’t so bad.
Yeah, I know, they played something like this on Whose Line is it Anyway. Basically, you think of all the superpowers that exist: flying, invisibility, the ability to pass through walls. You figure, there’s gotta be some heroes out there with just really shitty superpowers. LIKE AQUAMAN. I think the worst superpower is having the ability to pass through solid matter…but you can’t turn it on or off. Like, you go to sit down in a chair and without warning, you just fall right through it. Or you sneeze suddenly and fall through the floor into the basement! Runner-ups include the ability to see milk pass through a person’s body and the ability to make your farts smell like whatever you want them to smell like by concentrating really hard on a specific smell. Actually, that last one isn’t so bad.
Well, now you have quite a lot to think about. I’m off. Up, up, and away!!!
I can think of three bad superpowers. 1: be able to stop time but not to restart it. 2: be able to teleport but not control when or where. 3: be able to time travel, but only by five seconds forward or backward.