How To Cook: And Instructional Haiku

Chuck it in a pan

Set burner to “high” setting

Wait for smell of smoke.

When smoke arises, 

Flip and reveal your burnt food

Angrily sizzling

When smoke alarm bleeps,

Rescue food from kitchen fire.

Buon appetito!

Source: via Brandi on Pinterest


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