How To Cook: And Instructional Haiku

Chuck it in a pan


Set burner to “high” setting


Wait for smell of smoke.



When smoke arises, 



Flip and reveal your burnt food


Angrily sizzling




When smoke alarm bleeps,


Rescue food from kitchen fire.


Buon appetito!


Source: curbly.com via Brandi on Pinterest



Comments

4 responses to “How To Cook: And Instructional Haiku”

  1. Been there…done that.

  2. Oh no!!! That really sucks 🙁

    Xo,
    Eeka

    Live.Love.Random.

  3. What were you *trying* to make? =]

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