If you give your neighbor some candy,
They’ll bring a bag of organic treats to your door.
You’ll reciprocate by bringing Jell-O shots.
They’ll invite you to a show at Webster Hall and send you home with coffee and books.
Bolstered by this success, you’ll take Jell-O shots to the music students on the fifth floor.
And they’ll invite you to a party they’re planning to have “sometime in September”.
And that’s how you make friends in your new building.
Let’s be honest, the Jell-O shots help some.