Winning Friends and Influencing People

If you give your neighbor some candy,

They’ll bring a bag of organic treats to your door.

You’ll reciprocate by bringing Jell-O shots.

They’ll invite you to a show at Webster Hall and send you home with coffee and books.

Bolstered by this success, you’ll take Jell-O shots to the music students on the fifth floor.

And they’ll invite you to a party they’re planning to have “sometime in September”.

And that’s how you make friends in your new building.

Let’s be honest, the Jell-O shots help some.

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