Winning Friends and Influencing People

If you give your neighbor some candy,

They’ll bring a bag of organic treats to your door.

You’ll reciprocate by bringing Jell-O shots.

They’ll invite you to a show at Webster Hall and send you home with coffee and books.

Bolstered by this success, you’ll take Jell-O shots to the music students on the fifth floor.

And they’ll invite you to a party they’re planning to have “sometime in September”.

And that’s how you make friends in your new building.

Let’s be honest, the Jell-O shots help some.


4 responses to “Winning Friends and Influencing People”

  1. Jello Shots always break the ice. 🙂

  2. Yeah in France we're supposed to bring some Madeleine to new neighbors, less fun right?!

  3. Go you! I wish I had people in my building even in our age group. Everyone is old or old with kids. Le sigh…

  4. Awesome! And Jello shots were a perfect idea 🙂


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