Right so I have officially become a woman: I just watched Valley of the Dolls. Yes, all five hours of it. I wasn’t actually sure if I liked the movie until the ending, and then as soon as it was over, I whispered to myself under my breath, Yas, queen. It’s streaming on Netflix now, so go & watch it! If you’ve already seen it, let’s have a kiki about this incredible piece of cinema, through the medium of GIFs. Yes, GIFs, of course! These are the dozen reactions I had during the course of the film:
When we first meet Anne:
When Helen Lawson kicks Neely out of her show cuz she’s too good:
when Lyon tells Anne he’ll hit it, but he won’t put a ring on it:
when Neely, Jennifer, and Mel are casually dropping all those homophobic slurs by the poolside:
when Jennifer finds out that Tony is sick:
when Jennifer starts doing porn to pay the bills:
when Neely goes to rehab:
when Jennifer finds a LUMP and you’re like “oh shit” and then —
when Anne finds out that Neely stole her man & starts popping pills & rolling on the beach:
when Neely snatches Helen’s wig and puts it in the toilet but Helen just carries the fuck on like she don’t give a shit:
to Neeley’s ending:
to Anne’s ending:
The End!
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