The Remorseful Dog Models of Amazon
This is Chester’s face when the photographer suggests they can “slim him down in post.” Asshole.
Snookums has done some rough shit to get her career off the ground.
Baby’s momager told him they were going out for ice cream. No, it’s another damn photoshoot.
Bitsy has some bad gambling debts and can’t stop hustling that cute face until the loan sharks are paid off.
Presley is doing anything he can to get a speaking role in a Purina commercial.
Reggie graduated top of his class in obedience school, he’s just modeling while he’s young and cute because it’s easy money.
There is a smoldering rage in Muffin’s left eye.
Taco deeply regrets marrying his manager. 10%? More like 100%! “Nothing, dear!”
Lupin looks so sad here, you can practically hear Sarah McLachlin singing “Angel” when you look into his eyes.
Buttons is a child star still clinging to his fame and puppyish good looks. Poor old guy.
Pookie is actively plotting your murder.
Britnee is on a downward career spiral.
Snuffles just really doesn’t know where he went wrong with his life.