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Recipes That Prove That Humans Are Monsters
I feel pretty gross and guilty for my mayo-cheese-and-sriracha sandwiches. That’s what they are. Gluten free bread, a thick layer of Kewpie mayo on both slices, a hearty drizzle of Sriracha hot sauce, and two slices of Provolone cheese. I’m a bad person. I’m disgusting. This is my favorite meal. But — BUT…
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So Apparently I Know Fuck-All About Fruit
I consider myself an educated person. But apparently, that is fucking false. I don’t even know how my brunch conversation with my boyfriend turned to fruits vs. vegetables, but I think it was a little something like this: ME: “So everyone thinks that tomatoes are a vegetable, but they’re actually a fruit.” BOYFRIEND: *silently wonders…