godDAMN, there is nothing I love more than petulant absurdity. But I didn’t love THIS: Last month, believe it or not, a grown woman wrote an OpEd to the formerly-respected publication The Washington Post to beg — okay, sit down, take a deep breath, drink a glass of water,[…]
Tag: plastic jeans
FASHION…. OF THE FUTURE!!!!
Grok these pants. Go ahead. Grok them fully. Like any child who grew up in the ’80s — that’ll be the nineteen-eighties, thankyouverymuch — we were taught through our movies, television, books, and music videos to expect certain things from our future: food in pill form: I was a[…]