Tag: mayonnaise
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Recipes That Prove That Humans Are Monsters
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I feel pretty gross and guilty for my mayo-cheese-and-sriracha sandwiches. That’s what they are. Gluten free bread, a thick layer of Kewpie mayo on both slices, a hearty drizzle of Sriracha hot sauce, and two slices of Provolone cheese. I’m a bad person. I’m disgusting. This is my favorite meal. But — BUT…
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Kewpie, Doll
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My hot new summer obsession is mayonnaise. I apologize for making you think of “hot” and “summer” and “mayonnaise” all in one sentence. Ew. Gross. Let’s rephrase: I’ve just discovered KEWPIE mayonnaise, this luxurious Japanese mayo that comes in a soft and lovely squeeeeeeezey bottle. Now, I’ve always held that…