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Cover It Up
Hey, editors of various noteworthy publications: I have a request. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop putting that guy on your cover. You know the one I mean. He already thinks the world revolves around him — — please stop giving him the impression that he does. You know how, when a child throws a tantrum, you’re…
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Please, Please, PLEASE Vote for Hillary Clinton Tomorrow.
I don’t usually get political — Okay, well, that’s a lie. Well, I don’t usually BEG you to do anything, but today, I’m begging. PLEASE vote for Hillary Clinton tomorrow. I know some of you are still “undecided.” Or you’ve decided firmly, you’ve decided that you hate both candidates and you can’t choose, so you…