Tag: roommates

  • Roommates Are Basically The Same Thing As Poltergeists

    Roommates Are Basically The Same Thing As Poltergeists

      DON’T GET ME WRONG:  I LOVE MY ROOMMATES.   Okay, “love” is a strong word. I definitely prefer my roommates over most other roommates I’ve ever had in my adult life. Do I wish I wasn’t forced to consider crapping in a Tupperware on a weekly basis? Sure. Nobody’s perfect! I’m sure there’s an…

  • Sometimes, Living With Roommates Can Be… Shitty

    Sometimes, Living With Roommates Can Be… Shitty

      I would like to tell you that this is the story of the time I almost pooped in a shoebox, but that wouldn’t be the whole truth. Because the truth is that I almost pooped in a shoebox on multiple occassions.    So I live in a 4br/1ba loft in Brooklyn with 3 other folks, all in their late…