Tag: job interviews

  • I Can Be Your Hero, Baby

    I Can Be Your Hero, Baby

    In 2016, I applied for literally every job under the sun. I only got one of those jobs, but that’s because THIS job hadn’t been made available yet. And speaking of “under the sun,” it involves outer space.   NASA is hiring a Planetary Protection Officer. Someone to protect the world from aliens. It’s obviously the perfect job for…

  • Why Are Job Interviews SO MUCH HARDER Than First Dates?

    Why Are Job Interviews SO MUCH HARDER Than First Dates?

    Which would you rather: a first date, or a job interview? As I’ve been going on quite a few of the former, I realize how much easier it was for me to walk into a first date. Any single, employed ladies wanna swap brains with me? Because I just cannot seem to nail this thing. As…