Tag: eyelid dandruff

  • Hello, My Name Is Meghan, And I Have Eyelid Dandruff.

    Hello, My Name Is Meghan, And I Have Eyelid Dandruff.

    Did you even know that was A Thing? Neither did I. I didn’t choose the high maintenance life. The high maintencance life chose me. Maybe it’s because, once upon a time, I scoffed at a commercial for some obscure beauty treatment or product. Past Meghan: *Scoff!* “Who needs that?” Then the vindictive forces within The Universe carried a…