Category: Real Housewives of New York City

  • Real Housebound

    Real Housebound

      Aw, its evergreen, but I feel it on SUCH A DEEPER LEVEL.   We*re — what? — SIX weeks into quarantine? Or is it Social Distancing? Or Self Isolation? I dont know, I dont know the difference, and I dont actually CARE. The gist is, its been a fuckin LONG TIME since I left…

  • RHONY or GTFO

    RHONY or GTFO

      The Real Housewives franchise. Truly, has there been any other that has spawned quite so many spin-offs? Indeed, the entire Bravo network might now be more realistically dubbed The Real Housewives Channel, as that’s their main bread and butter. In the beginning, the format did not appeal to me. I was young, naive, and prone to…