Tag: Carrie Underwood

  • After “Before He Cheats”

    After “Before He Cheats”

      Ext. Honkey-tonk dive bar. HE and SHE exit together, entwined. SHE is visibly tipsy and stumbling over the sidewalk, but she falls when HE drops her to the ground in shock. HE: What the hell? MY CAR! SHE: OOF! Where’s yer car hon? OH SHIT. HE: That bitch trashed my car!! SHE: Who trashed your car??…