I’ve Seen ‘Stranger Things,’ and I’ve Seen Better Things

WARNING: This is a review of the Netflix original miniseries Stranger Things! If you haven’t seen it yet, this will not make sense to you! If you haven’t gotten around to watching it, but think you might still go for it, DON’T READ THIS YET! Also, spoilers. Before we get all negative,[…]

12 Reaction GIFs to Valley of the Dolls

Right so I have officially become a woman: I just watched Valley of the Dolls. Yes, all five hours of it. I wasn’t actually sure if I liked the movie until the ending, and then as soon as it was over, I whispered to myself under my breath, Yas, queen. It’s streaming on Netflix[…]

How To Make The Most Of Your Neighbor’s Backyard While She’s On Vacation

When Sandy casually mentioned that she was flying to Topeka for a month to help her sister Agnes recover from hip replacement surgery, you — and your roommate Jordan — knew that this would be the greatest summer of your adult lives. Heretofore, your apartment’s only “outdoor space” has been the fire escape,[…]

Might As Well Face It, You’re Addicted To Bork

On this, my blog, I believe in writing about what’s true, and what I’m passionate about. Sometimes that means getting real about some tough shit. Sometimes that means comedy. Sometimes, that means BORK. By now, you’ve certainly seen this viral dog meme: . You may have wondered, who is that fiery ball[…]

Top 6 Most Insecure Guys On The Bachelorette Season 12 Week 6, Ranked

Alex is living my hell. He has an inkling that nobody likes him… and he’s right! Last night, JoJo told the cameras that she wasn’t “feeling” Alex in a “romantic” way, at the very same time that the rejected dudes on the Bachelorette Bus were freestyle rapping insults about his[…]

Download Prisma *Free* App for iPhone, And You’re Welcome

Seriously, kiddos, you should do yourselves a favor and download the Prisma app for iPhone IMMEDIATELY. The Prisma app is FREEEEE for iPhones (and I’m told an Android version is forthcoming!). There are 34 filters to choose from! Based on famous art styles, you can make the filter more or[…]

RIP, Chevron

It is with heavy heart that we announce the passing of Chevron. Chevron came to prevalence in October 1950, when it graced the polo shirt of Peanuts character Charlie Brown. Chevron reached worldwide fame and legendary status at the age of 60, when suddenly, Chevron was ubiquitous on maxi dresses, curtains, and in[…]

Five Albums: Double Fantasy

Three chimes.   Double Fantasy is a meditative experience. It plays like a story of a relationship which begins in the middle — a genius move that lends itself brilliantly to playing it over and over, to “start over” again and again. Lennon’s gift for songwriting is undoubtedly enhanced by his relationship with[…]

If You Can’t Say Something Nice, Write It On The Internet

  I was raised on a couple of “Golden Rule”s. “Silence is Golden!” “Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You,” and “If You Can’t Say Something Nice, Don’t Say Anything At All.” Today, it seems these old platitudes have modern twists. FUN! “Silence Is An Invitation[…]

Parents Of Toddler Suing Rihanna For Stealing Their Child’s Song Lyrics

When 28-year old Carolyn MacDowell heard “Work” in the club on her bimonthly Mommy’s Night Out, she was captivated by the danceable hit, but there was something odd about it that she couldn’t shake. Her suspicions were confirmed when she played the song for her husband Brad, 32, investment banker[…]

Currently… in July 2016

FEELING:  A little more focused than I was in the middle of last month. There was a period of real struggle after some serious blows and dark moments, but I’m starting to find a groove after picking myself back up. I hit a personal low last month and self-harmed for the[…]